Family....

My uncle is always the talk of the famiy, even when he is not around. My Uncle likes to drink A LOT, and always seems to do or say the wrong thing at family events. My family members are pretty used to it now, and just try to ignore him after he's been drinking or they try to keep him away from the drinks alltogether, but that never works. There's always a debate about who he is going to ride home with, because after he drinks, no one wants to be stuck in the car with him. It has basically become a known fact that at any family event involving alcohol (which is almost all), my uncle is going to get drunk, do or say something crazy and tell everyone how much he loves them. Even if he's not at a family evernt, something he did from a previous event will get brought up.